Went to Urgent Care yesterday and had to take my kids with me. Boy, was that an adventure. Thought I had a UTI. So, after I pee in the cup and the nurse says "FYI, we are going to do a pregnancy test. It's routine." Fred aka Maddie says "Mommy, what happens if it says you are pregnant?" I said, "Baby, you'll have to pick Mommy up off the floor when I wake up." Again she asks, "But, what happens if you're pregnant?" My response was, "Then life will be even more interesting than it already is." I'm thinking "Yep, because immaculate conception, are there any actual documented cases?" Mind you, while she's persistantly asking this question, my sons are spinning around in a chair, trying on gloves, dancing like fools and whatever else they can think of to keep themselves occupied.
Note To Self---Next time, don't take my kids to the doctor with me.