Thursday, October 16, 2008

I am SOL

You know, if I didn't like certain parts of the male anatomy soooooo much, I'd seriously consider switching teams. Maybe, I'll just abstain from any thought/activity/movie/book/etc that is even remotely carnal. Problem, what happens with my dreams? Can't control them.

Was watching a movie last night and it had the best line. "Sex complicates things. Having sex complicates things. Not having it still complicates things." If that isn't the truth, I don't know what is. Why can't I just go back to when life (in regards to the opposite sex) was so much simpler. Wait a minute... I wasn't so good with the boys then either. OMG!! I'm SCREWED, but not in a good way.

1 comment:

Jess said...

I'm right there with ya! I had some good "you know what" with HIM. BOY DO I MISS IT!